This kid looked different. Even with his body broken by grievous injuries, Jack could tell he was taller and longer-limbed than most omegas, and his clothes weren’t exactly the fancy couture worn by the high-class mates of Jack’s associates. Plain shirt and tie and pants, like he’d just been plucked by one of Hyperion’s own cubicle farms.
The blood looked black thanks to the night, looked like something was eating the omega alive. It covered his entire body, soaking into his clothes and matted into his hair. Jack could see every awful detail as he knelt by him, hand floating out to caress the sliver of air around his skull, suddenly too afraid to touch him.
What you’ve all been waiting for…finally the amnesia AU from months ago. This doesn’t encompass all my ideas for this story, so if you wanna see more, let me know.
My fashion trick: have a big head. Have a father with a slightly bigger head. Abscond with all the hats your father acquires that are just slightly too small for him. Wear them everywhere.
human brain: ha ha funney post on tumblr website homestuck brain:
oh god did homestuck ruin another perfectly good word
With the dad and hat thing it’s even worse
I do not understand and I am frightened of my ignorance.
i can’t believe you haven’t read homestuck ship. You very much give off vibes of someone who read homestuck, and enjoyed it it and isnt broken up or ashamed about it
I read a little bit of the very first part years ago and then stopped. I got to a lot of puppet-heavy dialogue and thought, hey, actually, fuck this.
I am, however, surrounded by Homestuck friends in real life. Alexi and Gill and Sar and Mallaidh Anne and Tacie and… probably others…
Your name is glumshoe.
“Glumshoe” is a pun on “gumshoe”, which is early slang for a private investigator or plainclothes detective, referring to the gum rubber soles of their shoes that allowed for quiet, “sneaky” walking. I uh…. I post a lot of noir detective-related content.
This is just good old-fashioned detective business! Carry on with your case! There is nothing suspicious here! This is not the gumshoe you are looking for!
I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve been led into a trap.
Me trying to escape from unintentional Homestuck references:
A lot of people seem to think that a strike is some kind of, like, protest, like the fucking Women’s March or some shit. It’s not. A strike is a form of economic warfare by the working class against the employing class. It’s not to shame the company or make them respect their workers, it’s to beat the company into submission and force it to grant the workers what is already theirs by right.
ugh 