the life and times – Page 5

painting hair more like shoot me in the face repeatedly and end my suffering before its too late

bread related injuries

Rio always writes in such tiny font and then I open up the word documents and I’m like what is this???? a font for ANTS?

*changes front to 12 and zooms in to 120%*

last home cooked meal before going back to rutgers 😭

all the cute girls in my village have a kitchen sink I feel so left out why didn’t I get the memo I want a cute kitchen sink too!!

*attempts not to laugh really loud while reading Rio’s tags because the roommate is sleeping*

mental health game: ugh
selfie game: way too strong

Dilemma.

I like ankle socks.
I also like boots.

Boots and ankle socks do not a happy couple make ow ow ow ow OW

*interacts with moirail for like 2 minutes*

*mood instantly improves*
(⁎˃ᆺ˂) ~❤

weird semi sex-ish dream under the cut?

i had a dream last night that i got a GIANT bad dragon dildo in the mail, like ENORMOUS like standing on the ground it reached my hips and it was supper squishy and bouncy too and i was like “wtf how is anyone even supposed to use this?”

so i sat on it and it turns out i could use it like one of these

so i just bounced around my room on a giant purple bad dragon dildo for fun

for some reason in my dream i realized this was the intended purpose and i was like “oh this makes TONS of sense these bad dragon guys are geniuses! ”

it was supper ridiculous but now i kinda wish it was real because it honestly was a lot of fun and the dragon dick was really pretty