I want an AU
where like…
Eridan is in the 8th grade
and Sollux is a highschool freshman
and he and Eridan have been friends for a while but he totally wants eridan’s dick
So he’s like “yo since I’m SUCH a great friend and I’m in highschool and all and I kinda not really have a girlfriend(aradia) I should totally teach you how to kiss so you won’t suck”
And eridan is all nervous and unsure but he doesn’t want to be a BAD KISSER and he caves easily to peer pressure so he does it
And then….
stuff….

Yeah I really like asshole manipulative Sollux it is my weakness u_u gomen

I might make this happen…..
I could do it as a simple relaxing “pallet cleanser" type thing for when Selkiestuck gets too crazy for me.

Dumb Porn

the pros of having a vampire rainbow drinker as a girlfriend

there are LOTS of errors with this, but i kinda just wanted to relax, so im not gunna go crazy over it

i kinda really like some parts of this. i should re do it but better once i get a tablet again