me: *lays down in my bed*
my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE
Tag: me af
Me: I came to lay the beast.
Monster: Don´t you mean slay?
Me: *takes a good look at them* I´m definitely sure it´s the first one.
sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful
better concept: necromancers wearing heelies under their robes to achieve that Creepy Glide™
straight: stop making everything gay!
me: looks up in shock with my finger still on the GAY key
straight: STOP!
me: oh sorry
straight: thank god
me: moves finger over to the TRANS keyFuck it, press both!
love the way u think tbh
ugh 