Son: hahahahaha go fuck yourself son of the king of a thousand bitches
Mom: shut your mouth son! God is listening to you!
God: Jesus!
Jesus: What?
God: They’ve figured us out! Start the car!

Well that happened.

*doesnt go to new years party because i have work tomorrow at 9 am*

*is kept awake by sever depression all night anyway*

greatwhiteprivilege:

i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight

me

a heterosexual

Differeny Ways DRAMAtical Murder Characters Get Into The Tower

Clear: *sneaks*
Noiz: *sneaks*
Koujaku: *sneaks*
Mink: dRIVES A MOTHERFUCKIN’ BIKE OFF OF ONE BUILDING TO THE TOWER, CRASHES THOUGH THE WINDOW, SPEEDS THROUGH THE FIRST FLOOR AND PROCEEDS TO FUCKING DRIVE HIS MOTHERFUNKING BIKE ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR.

owbutt:

Mizuao hospital visits.

#sly’s like#where’s my fucking apples#bitch

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to loo like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

happychancla:

Mexican moms, abuelitas, and tias blame everything on satan, being barefoot, and not eating.