“this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source)
this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop
I want this playing at my wedding
The best one so far, really.
FYI: he says he’s afraid of this becoming “the meme to end all memes”–so spread this shit like wildfire
Please boost.
Tag: LOL
when you shave your pussy but he doesn’t respond to your “wyd” text so you have to glue your hair back on
*thinks about my trauma* i come with lore
when you been up all night drinin
Those historians, you know the ones: but they /can’t/ have had a lover of the same sex. They were married to the opposite sex! They had children!
me, a bisexual: I’m about to tell you something that’s gonna blow your fucking mind.
On the plus side the opening ceremony showed Florida getting submerged in water because of Global Warming.
#how are those rainforests looking
Rio throwing shade
ugh 