
me and my friend enjoying a tästy snack
wizards truly are the nerds of the dnd classes. like I can imagine a warlock smacking the spell book out of a wizard’s hands n the wizard’s like ooooh noooo my spells you’ll pay for this when I hit level 16 and I’m able to cast dominate monster you will be so sorry and the warlock’s like yeah get dominated by a monster or whatever loser I’m off to go get some babes with my cool sword I can just conjure out of thin air
What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?
you die in real life.
#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse
me: i love this band
someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?
me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?
no one with eridan’s hair is a fucken top
