le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).
i am amazed to see that despite being in my native language this retelling of the story behind me and my friends’ “famous russian dictator pusheen” private joke got popular
I forgot that April may talks exactly like a passive aggressive tumblr post
this is literally every single user that has one of those fucking unreadable pastel themes where a single image won’t load and you’re left wondering if they ever look at their own fucking blog
a couple months ago while I was camping I had a dream that I was trying to collect some sort of boon/quest-item sort of thing from a folk creature living in a hay barn. inside the barn he sat all day in one place, milking his cows. each cow would wait its turn in line to be milked, and sometimes instead of milk, valuable items would come out.
anyway. this creature had not moved in so long that his legs had grown very small. he couldn’t get up to eat or drink anymore, so all day long while he milked his cows, he drank milk directly from one of his cow’s udders, and he’d used the same teat for such a time that it had stretched so long that the cow could walk around the hay barn while he kept drinking its milk.
I woke up thinking “wow……that literally sounds like a character in an irish faerie tale, I need to tell my friends.”
you can IMAGINE how explaining the LONG TEAT went over.
they did NOT value the CLEAR folktale fodder I’d so graciously provided.
everybody only cared about The Long Teat. Which, to be fair, I should have seen coming.
people tagging this with “folklore” are the reason I blog tbh
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Great! How do I uninstall it?
Loki: *entering the room, clearly disheveled* Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Thor: *enters the room, also disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt
bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag
ugh 