i spent way too much time on this considering what it is
but anyway here is a complete alpha/beta troll junk headcanon whoozit complete with handy size chart
♏ ftw
♑ All the way >3< Can I have this now? ❤
Master has ♒ And I love it as well hnf!
the awkward moment when porn blogs that you follow start rebloging homestuck alien dick headcanons
wow
ugh 