“Handsome Jack sir?” Rhys asked softly, flush slowly leaving his skin as he began awkwardly fixing his clothes. Rhys fidgeted, doing his best to button his shirt and tuck the fabric back into his pants to hide away the slice of creamy hip and belly. Jack swallowed, throat suddenly dry as he spotted a pattern of blue curving blue ink peeking out from the crooked neckline that Rhys was quick to hide away under a fixed tie, hands soon coming down to self consciously smooth at the wrinkles framing his svelte waist and thighs. Jack blinked, attention darting back to his soul mate’s face, the soft clear skin and high cheekbones against seashell pink lips and big scared doe eyes.
Okay so maybe he could have ended up with a worse match.
Rhack Soul Mate AU based on THIS post. It’s a soul mate AU where you find your mate by touching them, it’s good content.
This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying. It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is always coated in glitter.”
Pile Style: Drive Your Diamond Wild With These Innovative Ideas
“How I Totally Papped The Hell Out Of Three Highbloods At Once Like It Weren’t No Thing” by Roadch Petrel
Rumble In The Jungle: Troll Tarzan’s Top Positions
Even More Ways To Pap A Butt
Touch My Wolf: A Feral’s Tale
Spice It Up This Dark Season With A Curry Facial!
“I Got Ninety Nine Problems And You Shitsuckers Misquoting Me Is Like Seventeen Of Them” by Roadch Petrel; she adds “We Had A Perfectly Reasonable Rotation Based System I Do Not Actually Have Three Hands.” Find out how she did it!
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