
enjoy a valentine with ur loved one
Ever wanted to play a dating sim with horses? No? Neither had I. In the style of the infamous hatofuru pigeons I have created a game to rival all games. It is atrocious, full of your favourite outdated tumblr memes and makes approximately 0 sense.
My first beta test failed so if you note anything wrong, please tell me!
(the backgrounds are all nabbed from google, I claim none of them. The horses similarly nabbed, but edited by the beautiful peterqiull
Inspired and dedicated to quierenwalker
Rio boy do I have a game for you
ahmerst replied to your post “Under the cut because boobies[[MOR] having one boob be bigger than…”
I’ve heard that the left one tends to be bigger because it’s closer to the heart/receives more blood flow. No idea how true it is, but I am sorry for your extra boobage.
but its my right boob????
unsolved mysteries of the world
ahmerst replied to your post “And in times of trouble, my friend Rio comes to me speaking words of…”
Pupperoni pupperoni pupperoni!! Loyal dog friend.

rest in pupperoni

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”
Fandom: DRAMAtical Murder (Visual Novel)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mink/Seragaki Aoba
Characters: Mink (DRAMAtical Murder), Seragaki Aoba
Additional Tags: Floor Sex, Wrestling, Snowed In, shitty fast food
Summary:
Aoba will not allow Anti-McRib propaganda in this household.
Also Ahmerst makes silly requests.
for the Mink Secret Santa event
RIO GUESS WHO I GOT FOR SECRET SANTA
GUESS
All I Want for Christmas is my Goddamn Sandwich (2674 words) by Rainbowpui [AO3]
ahmerst replied to your post: all I want for Christmas is to reach 4…
Gives you six new followers but they are all bees.
you and your bees can get out of here
you think you got me Rio, but you shall see, very soon you shall see >BV