pvstelheart:

lovecarriemost:

vuittonable:

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

The kid is just doing what he wants to better the world. He started a brand of bottled water that’s better for the environment and is responsibly sourcing everything from the bottle to the water. They’ve gone as far to work with a specific city and only bottle excess water and pay the city more than its actually worth so their water infrastructure can be improved. He’s also donating water to Flint until the lead levels are actually at safe levels because the government decided they don’t want to anymore.

If you’re gonna try to complain about a celebrity doing something at least be educated on what they’re actually doing first

pikashiba156:

polyglotplatypus:

you know youve truly entered adulthood when the highlight of your day is getting your vacuum cleaner fixed

-TRANSCRIPT-

Last night, I didn’t get any sleep because I was busy cleaning my apartment

“ugh”   “so tired…”   “alright, that’s all I can do before vacuuming so I can clean the rest-”

HOWEVER…

“the vacuum’s plug is-”    “BROKEN?!”

I didn’t want to pay a fortune by going to an appliance store, so I had to go find fixing companies.

“ughh”  

Of course, these were out of town and far.

“why does this always happen to me.”

Next set

“eh?”   “there’s a bus deviation because of this French movie festival in town?” ”is this a joke?!”

after some time spent walking in the rain, I got there, but…They weren’t.   

no response.

I called other fixing companies, but…they were all gone too. Summer vacations, man.

“at least I didn’t have to visit them to check if they were here…”   “…”

Some time later:

So, the appliance store.   

the one place I didn’t want to visit.

“people here try to scam you out of a lot of money”   “for shit you don’t really need.”

“hi, how can I help you?”

“plug broke.”

Next set

“mh…”   

“we’re gonna have to replace the whole cable.”

AS EXPECTED.

“isn’t there a way to just…replace the plug?”

“I’m…not allowed.”   “I CAN sell you the plug, but not replace it for you.”

“…”

“…it’s so we can scam you out of a lot of money”   “for stuff you don’t need.”

AT LEAST HE’S HONEST!

*Sigh*

“I’ll…take the plug.”   “if-”   “if you would be so kind as to explain how to replace-”

“oh, of course!”

Next set

“hey…”   “I’ll even show you.”

“…huh?”

“Well, first you cut the cable…”

Next set

“then take the wires~”

grab

“there, take them.”

“put the wires here–yes!”   “now-”

“you will note that I am NOT replacing the plug- which would be forbidden-”   “but merely SHOWING you how to do it, which is okay” 

“(just don’t tell my manager)”

Next set

“now, push this here…”

*click*

“and, there.”   “now all you need to do is screw that thingy when you get home.”

“how much do I owe you dude”

“the plug is 3.90€“

“sweet”

Next set

And so I paid, went home & screwed the plug, then vacuumed the place.

“what an absolutely delightful motherfucker this guy was.”

vastderp:

thetawavecollections:

quousque:

olofahere:

glumshoe:

Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for!

I could see this working for dinners, too

it’s like the Mom Friend Anxiety Hack, but for chores.

this is how a society is supposed to function. this is the norm we’ve all forgotten

i was thinking about doing something like this with my friend group! sadly i have no management spoons

bombboii:

Art reposters will never stop reposting just because the artists point out how much it negatively affects them. They don’t care about that they care about the positive response they get from YOU guys. Stop liking and following instagrams dedicated to mass art posting, I promise you even if it’s credited they aren’t asking permission first. Stop reblogging repost art. Stop turning a blind eye to the people destroying artists’ reach and credit.

ghettoinuyasha:

pyreo:

pyreo:

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons

to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

remember when pixar was like… this