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lagonegirl:

4mysquad:

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“We’re gonna look for different factors in the way that you’re acting,” he said. “We’re gonna look for if there’s a difference in your story; if there’s some way that we can prove that you’re falsifying information to us about your business.”

What? They’re going to play roadside detective, make up a paper-thin scenario, then use that to confiscate cash money that they can’t even tell exists without a warrantless search by scanning your card?

#Police #Abuse #Cops #PoliceState 

#StayWoke

Damn #TheBiggestGang 

The Hot New Millennial Housing Trend Is a Repeat of the Middle Ages

smitethepatriarchy:

1950: “By the year 2000, everyone will live in luxury and machines will do all the jobs we don’t want to do.”

2018: “Medieval living is the new retro housing trend! Share a bed with six people! Spend your spare time mending your tattered rags! Throw your dead into a shallow mass grave because you can’t afford funerals! So hip!”

The Hot New Millennial Housing Trend Is a Repeat of the Middle Ages

How the signs will die

bananonbinary:

pumpkin-squared:

Aries: explosion

Taurus:

explosion 

Gemini:

explosion 

Cancer:

explosion

Leo:

explosion 

Virgo:

explosion 

Libra:

explosion 

Scorpio:

explosion or being thrown into fire, take your pick

Sagittarius:

explosion 

Capricorn:

explosion 

Aquarius:

explosion 

Pisces: setting up a bomb that will kill everyone

Am I doing it right?

this is one of those rare homestuck posts thats actually a lot funnier if you dont read homestuck

barbaradeservesbetter:

tahthetrickster:

thelittleblackfox:

i-am-loki-locked:

dajo42:

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

you’re in luck, saint valentine was likely made up to give early christians an excuse to give pagans a more wholesome holiday to celebrate instead of lupercalia, a purification and fertility festival full of hedonism and debauchery that culminated in young men dressing as wolves and running around spanking cute girls with whips

valentine’s day is just a coverup for bdsm fuck-a-werewolf day

sounds like my kind of holiday