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that anyone can hear about shit like this and think capitalism is like, good, truly boggles my mind
This is a fault of the US federal government. Without US protection Ecuador could have pursued Exxon. This is crony capitalism
It’s badism. Badism is capitalism but bad. When good things happen, it’s capitalism.
this is especially dumb because in hypothetical ancap world, the Ecuadorian government wouldn’t exist either, so no, they wouldn’t have been able to pursue Exxon.
the only reason i can understand why people some people didnt get that this was a joke is bc you are too young and/or new tumblr to have been around for this nightmare
the first avengers was a lot funnier than we gave it credit for. I remember not knowing it was coming out until the week it happened. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10 million. some scenes looked like they had budgets of $10. robin scherbatsky was randomly there. it was the third movie with RDJ and he still looked energetic to be in the franchise. 2012 black widow who was the only black widow we cared about. everyone’s drama about why mark ruffalo was there instead of edward norton. thor’s dumb haircut and dramatic entrance. steve roger’s gay ass outfit. chaotic good.
the blatantly plastic armor that Chris Hemsworth wears
I’m watching this and laughing every other character had a major speaking role or their own movie and then Jeremy Renner is just trying his best
JOSS WHEDON WHAT IS THIS DUMB ASS INSTAGRAM FILTER YOU USED IN AN ACTUAL MOVIE
oh god remember when all we cared about was shawarma?
ugh 