1 like = 1 monster date
1 reblog = 1 night w monster
Scroll down = No monster fucking for you
im hoping you mean the energy drink
absolutely not. does this blog look like it endorses sub-par energy drinks? no. this blog promotes getting spit roasted between two demonic hell beasts after fine dining on that sea monster pussy. miss me with that ain’t even shit drink unless it leads me straight into a monster bukakke scene. can’t even begin to imagine a world where I would rather drink that death syrup as opposed to riding that eldritch horror dick. fuck you.
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