My fashion trick: have a big head. Have a father with a slightly bigger head. Abscond with all the hats your father acquires that are just slightly too small for him. Wear them everywhere.
human brain: ha ha funney post on tumblr website homestuck brain:
oh god did homestuck ruin another perfectly good word
With the dad and hat thing it’s even worse
I do not understand and I am frightened of my ignorance.
i can’t believe you haven’t read homestuck ship. You very much give off vibes of someone who read homestuck, and enjoyed it it and isnt broken up or ashamed about it
I read a little bit of the very first part years ago and then stopped. I got to a lot of puppet-heavy dialogue and thought, hey, actually, fuck this.
I am, however, surrounded by Homestuck friends in real life. Alexi and Gill and Sar and Mallaidh Anne and Tacie and… probably others…
Your name is glumshoe.
“Glumshoe” is a pun on “gumshoe”, which is early slang for a private investigator or plainclothes detective, referring to the gum rubber soles of their shoes that allowed for quiet, “sneaky” walking. I uh…. I post a lot of noir detective-related content.
This is just good old-fashioned detective business! Carry on with your case! There is nothing suspicious here! This is not the gumshoe you are looking for!
I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve been led into a trap.
Me trying to escape from unintentional Homestuck references:
ugh 