justaguywithworries:

nonphallic-eclairs:

gluten-free-pussy:

ultralaser:

kittysback:

“this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source)

this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop

I want this playing at my wedding

The best one so far, really.

FYI: he says he’s afraid of this becoming “the meme to end all memes”–so spread this shit like wildfire

Please boost.