PSA to custies and tipping

lilitharcane:

Sorry this is a short read, I’ll probably make a better one soon.

I’d say when you throw dollars, the most annoying thing is people folding them into “cute” thing or crinkling them up into tiny balls. I fucking hate that.

also don’t put yout money in your mouth it’s dirty as fuck and I won’t take it in MY mouth. One time I had a custie on stage keep a dollar in his  mouth for a THREE SONG SET and then at the end he tried to hand it too me and I saw it was soggy and I’m like “I do’t need that dollar so bad”

Another bad etiquette is expecting to be able to put the tip i the strippers thong, garter, or bra. First of all, in some areas we can get in trouble and we can’t explain that over the blaring music, and unless it’s a fun or cut guy or a custie I’d already talked to or a hot girl, I don’t want to be touched for a dollar. I worked at a club where your stage was “tip dances” where you did a 3 second lap dance for a dollar and hated it. But so many men try to stuff a dollar in my bra or down the front of my panties to get to my pussy or in my ass crack. If a stripper comes up to you holding her garter or thong out, it’s ok. but tip her even if she doesn’t do that. 

And if you’re on stage at least tip $1 per song, even if you don’t liek the girl. Cuz if you don’t like her you have the option to leave. 

And if you come in but immediately go to the tip rail and don’t have ones, fuck you. Get your money first ffs. It’s not that hard, it takes 5 minutes max. 

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