thequintessentialqueer:

thequintessentialqueer:

I turn 20 on the 22nd of November, and for my birthday, I want to give some of my followers a gift! I work at a sexual health centre that sells sex toys at cost, and I’ve selected some of our top sellers as prizes for my giveaway! (Well, actually, I took orders from a bunch of people over my reading week last February and some of those people turned out to be racist white assholes who I cut off contact with, leaving me with the sex toys they had wanted–but same difference basically). Obviously, the packages are unopened and the products are unused. They are as follows:

  • The Hitachi Magic Wand (1) – the classic and infamous two speed vibrator that doubles as an amazing massager! It’s the plug in model, and it’s by far the most powerful of the vibrators in the giveaway. An amazing vibrator, but definitely a loud one, so not advisable for people wishing for discretion. At 12 inches in length and 1.2 pounds in weight, it’s also the largest and the heaviest, so keep that in mind! For clitoral use only.
  • The Slimline Silver Vibrator (1) – sleek, classic, and accompanied by a classy clear plastic case, the Slimline Silver could practically be a piece of modern art! It’s a multispeed, battery operated vibrator that can be used for clitoral stimulation or for penetration. A fairly quiet vibrator that looks and feels great! 
  • Neon Luv Touch Lipstick Vibe (4) – a multispeed, waterproof, discreet vibrator. It’s the quietest vibrator out of those offered in the giveaway, and can easily be hidden in a makeup bag. The only downside is that it runs on watch batteries, and replacing those can be annoying. Overall, a great starter vibrator! 

The Rules: 

  • You must be following me! Sorry, but the point of this is to thank my followers for listening to me complain so much! You’re welcome to follow now though!
    You must have your ask box open as of the 22nd of November, and be able to provide me with an address to which to send your prize! 
  • Only reblogs count, although you are welcome to like the post to bookmark it! You may reblog as many times as you like! 
  • The winner will be selected by a random generator. 
  • No giveaway blogs! I will check. 
  • The contest starts September 27th and ends November 22nd. The first place winner will be notified on the 22nd so that they can choose their toy. The second place winner will be notified as soon as the first place winner responds, and so on. This may go on until the 30th, depending on how long people take! Hopefully not! 
  • Winners must respond within 48 hours to claim their prizes.
  • Six winners will be selected. The first place winner will be offered the Magic Wand, as it is the most expensive and high powered of the vibrators, but will be given first pick of the vibrators. The second place winner will be offered the Slimline Silver, but will be given a choice between any vibrator not selected by the first place winner. Assuming that the first and second place winners take the Magic Wand and the Slimline Silver, the four other winners will be offered Lipstick Vibes. 
  • If your blog is racist, homophobic, transmisogynistic, transphobic, ableist, classist, fatphobic, etc, you will be disqualified. I reserve the right to make that judgement. 

Good luck! ❤ 

ONE WEEK LEFT.

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