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kitty-lycoris:

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fujoshi0083:

zenellyraen:

conigliomannaro:

spinestalker:

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cosmicbrowniejinglebits:

crash-course-canine:

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ghost-y:

beastlyart:

My favorite thing is when clients fill out paperwork for the emergency clinic and include both an animal’s real name and then, in parenthesis, what they are absolutely called 100% of the time:

• Aristotle (Bobo)
• Cleo (Miss Muffins)
• Jaeger (Fancy Feet)

etc.

Like, if I were to do that, my animals would be Nigel (Kissypants), Blackjack (Beej), Freddie Mercury (Fritter), and Le Chiffre (Sheefies).

Mine:
Elesh Norn (Ellie Bean)
Teysa (Tey Tey)
Luma (Luma)

Freya (Tinycat)

Merlin (Twinkletoes)

Rocket (Rockito)

Castiel (Cas, Casserole, Cashole) 

Arry (Fluffbutt, King Asshole)

Atlas (Squeaks, Little Shitten)

Maggie Mae (Maggers or Stinky)
Rosie (Little Bear or Fuzz Butt)

Clod (my perfect little grey boy with a beautiful pointy head and a little grey bottom and his paws so grey and little)

James Tiberius (Tibi or asshat)

Gwen (Gwensday (me) and Gwenypoo (my husband)

Ai (Stronzetto – literally little turd )

Ninja (Assmaster or Old Man)
Rogue (Little Miss or Trouble or Rogie-Perogie)
Mordecai (Buddy or Baby Boy)

Abigail (Abby, Baby Girl, Pretty Girl, Fluffy Little Shit)

Princess: (Crybaby)
Freckles (Speckles)
Jolene (Beanie baby)
Angel (Bug)
Precious (Presh presh)
Bashful (Bash, baby boy)
Sweetpea (Sweets)
Missy (Pudge)

alduin (pigzard)
shylee (tubbo)

Turk Turkleton (my boy)
Boots (botas or smol beeb)
Sir Freckles von Fattingston (Mr Fat or Fat Boy)

Bizkit (bizkitten, fluffbutt, floof, tail or cat face)

Peachyfluff (Madam Kittypants, Caaaat, CAAT, Weaselface, Booshkin, Whineycat, Weeeeeeeeh, Oof that’s my bladder, Fluffernutter, Your Highness)

Chili (Old Lady, Kiddo, Madam, Deathstink, Small Mammal, Tinydog, Leastbeast, I Literally Just Sat Down,)

Lucy (Shaaaame, Shamedog, Pretty Girl, Lucy No Barking, The Great Protector, Goodbeast, Squeakbeast, Up-pup, Stop Chewing your butt, Stop licking the floor, WHO HAS PARTAKEN OF THE FORBIDDEN SNACKBOCKS,) 

hermes (buddy, goofy beast)

molly (mollymolly)

misty (bitty butt)

devi (squeaker beast)

Lily (Lily Dily, Fluffbutt, Peepee Head)

Tika (Tika-boo, Tikachu, Little Button, OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING)

Pickle (Hello Dog)

Smokey (Kitty, Baby)