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What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

Correct answer: Aliens.

Because people can’t figure out basic geometry in three different locations throughout history, right? No, it’s totally got to be aliens.

Geeze, people.

For some reason, I tend to flip my shit in an epic manner when someone brings up the “because aliens,” malarkey. Mostly because it is racist, but also because it actually makes no logical sense (unless you are a moonbat). I have such a strong loathing for the “because aliens” new age bullshit that I avoided the StarGate franchise for years, and I was only eventually lured in by the SG:Atlantis spinoff series.

About the only thing that pisses me off more than “because aliens” is “because Atlanteans.”

Or “because Atlanteans. Who were actually aliens. Because reasons.”

even though when Plato talked about Atlantis he was using it as a hypothetical 

repeat after me children! fun fairy tale it may be but Atlantis is not real

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