Such a fucking hipster, tho. “Oh Karkat, I can’t hang out at the beach right now, I’m downloading this indie movie you’ve never heard of.” “I never asked you to the beach, you condescending nose twister.” “Oh. Wanna watch this romcom, then?” “Maybe.”

Litteraly perfect though. they are the best snarky bitch friends together. Karkat is bitter because his horns started coming in before anyone else’s but then they just.