the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
not gunna lie i bought an entire box of cupcakes for myself once and ate the whole box in one sitting just because i wanted to and i could
ugh 