Mom: The one who doesnt work doesnt eat! the Bible says so!
Me: I guess its a good thing im agnostic then.
Mom: no youre not.
Me: umm, yes i am?
Mom: No! you’re christisan.
Me: um, no. Im agnostic.
Mom: You’re christian. you know you are.
Me:….
So My mom was telling me to cook dinner
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