findingmeenah:

fucktonoftrees:

SO I WAS CHILLIN EATIN LUNCH DRESSED IN MY DAVE CLOTHES WHEN ONE OF MY EX ROOMMATES ASKS TO SIT BY ME AND STARTS TALKING TO ME LIKE SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHO I WAS SO I STARTED PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE AND JUST ROLLED WITH IT AND WE LAUGHED AND CHATTED AND THEN SHE GLANCED AT ME ALL COY AND ASKED FOR MY NAME AND NUMBER AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT WHEN I SAID ‘I’M DAVE AND I LIKE DICKS SORRY’ I’M NOT SORRY AT ALL

Atta boy.