Dear Andrew Hussie,
You haven’t updated your famous webcomic “Homestuck” in quiet a while. Unfortunately, to speed up your work, I now have to take my collection of 50+ paper Eridans and use them for ransom.
As you can see, I have a vast bb gun collection. If there is no update by August 20th, 8 Pm EST, the executions will begin. For every day there is no update, a paper Eridan will be shot profusely.
You have 24 hours, Andrew.
oh my god no anything but the eridans
Oh the humanity!
ugh 