calliobe:

okay, kids, here’s the deal! i recently reached 100 followers, and i want to make a couple people happy by being able to bestow upon them a gift certificate. a $25 gift certificate from topatoco, in fact. 

i will be giving out TWO of these. count ‘em, TWO $25 GIFT CERTIFICATES! 

let’s throw up some rules, because i don’t want anyone to end up with a whole lot of nothing:

1. you don’t necessarily have to be following me, however…
2. followers will get a total of FIVE REBLOGS and a like.
3. those not following me will get ONE REBLOG and a like.
4. have your ask box ready and waiting for a potential victory. if you do not claim your spot as king of the mountain within two days, though, i will shove you down the cliff face and move onto the next person.
5. the give-away will end on SEPTEMBER 13TH!

that’s easy enough, right? let’s do this.